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aplatonicjacuzzi asked:

Top 6 poisonous animals that should attack Tony Abbott in his sleep?


This is literally the best one. Oh man I don’t even know where to start.

  1. A Stonefish. Don’t ask me how it’s gonna work. I just want it to.
  2. Funnel-web spider. 
  3. Bluebottle jellyfish (or a box jellyfish, take your pick)
  4. Brown snake 
  5. One of those giant fucking poisonous centipede things
  6. and a clone of Tony Abbott, because we all know he’s some kind of fucked up poisonous reptile hybrid thing







Source for more facts follow NowYouKno

Don’t forget that the church was literally so impressed they gave him a medal instead of imprisoning him or executing him

Mozart only needed to hear a piece once to play it better than the original. And on top of that, they believed all his music to have been created by someone else, not this kid, so they locked him in a tower for a period of time (forget how long) with only music paper. When they came back all the paper was filled and he had written on the walls as well. AND ALL THE MUSIC WAS PHENOMENAL. how much more perfect can you get than Mozart? If you want to know more: watch the movie Amadeus. It’s historically accurate but also funny at times. Watch. it.

so he was the first to illegally download a song

And for those of you that would like to hear the first illegally downloaded song that the Vatican kept a secret for so long because it was “too beautiful for human knowledge” You can find it here.

…The movie Amadeus is fun and interesting, but it’s a pretty big stretch to call it “historically accurate.”

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